human shotgun

A man who, when jerking it, only gets one rub and then nuts.
Person 1: goddamn man last night I was a human shotgun.
Person 2: Rapid fire bro! Chi-chick, BANG!
by Nuggsman February 14, 2017
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Country human community

Some fatass niggas who ship country for thier own ass aslo they bulit like Charles barkely
Country human community live in basements.
by Reekidhalo September 24, 2023
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human gravy

gravy made of kid batter :D
"Aye yo aye girl swallow my human gravy bihhhh"
by k1l3il September 30, 2021
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Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.
Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.
by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023
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A person who appears normal on the outside—sometimes even charming—but beneath the surface is emotionally decayed, morally bankrupt, and entirely hollow. Often manipulative, selfish, and abusive, they wear the appearance of humanity but lack all the qualities that make someone truly human: empathy, accountability, and emotional depth.

Used to describe:

Narcissists

Emotional abusers

Pathological liars

People who destroy others while playing the victim
“He’ll smile in your face, cry on command, and then destroy your life while blaming you for bleeding. Classic rotting core in a human costume.”

“She acted like a supportive friend until the moment I crumbled—then used every secret I ever shared against me. That’s not a person. That’s a rotting core in a human costume.”

“He says all the right words about mental health and healing, but he doesn’t believe in either—he just wants control. He’s nothing but a rotting core in a human costume.”

"He volunteers at a soup kitchen, cheats on his wife, lies to his kids, and hasn’t worked in years—but still walks around like he’s the second coming. He’s not a man. He’s a rotting core in a human costume."
by Roxx Farron June 09, 2025
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Human Omelet

A human omelet is an omelet made of raw ingredients that are consumed, regurgitated, and cooked by an individual.
"Jole, I made a 'Human Omelet' and fed it to my neighbor Karen!"
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin? She's literally dying."
by TheVioletMind October 04, 2024
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Human-centicheese

The sexual act of three or more people involved in a train intercourse (or sometimes one infront doing fellatio) and reaching climax and ejaculationg simultaneously or in domino fashion.
You gotta come to Tylers party, we often make a train and human-centicheese at the same time.
by Cringlezz January 02, 2019
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