ham locker

A small, confined, crowded, often smelly place.

It was me and 8 guys in a ham locker, playing cards.

by plantguy March 19, 2017

ham before banned

Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice

Joker: Lets go ham before banned

by Sandals1384 September 20, 2012

ham

yummy and fucking dlichis

ham not pork or beef

by 60000 kids are in my basement January 8, 2021

Eastmas Ham

After serving your family and extended family Christmas Ham for dinner, and you betrothe to them Christmas Ham to-go...and then they take it home, throw it in the freezer in its gallon zip-lock baggie, and serve it back to you at Easter Dinner 105 days later completely flaunting social norms and conventions for all sacred meals.

Something about this ham tastes funny...let me go check the kitchen for the bone/trimmings...wheres the rest of it?! (...looks in the trash for them...)...is that a ziplock baggie? Son of a b*itch...I just got served the Eastmas Ham!

by Professor Crabs April 12, 2023

clam between the ham

The view of a woman's vagina between her ass cheeks when she is bent over.

When my wife bent over naked, I could see the clam between the ham.

by NP23 June 10, 2016

Ham and chocolate

A common meal for broke individuals often including lukewarm water and Joe Bartolozzi. We first heard of this word when someone posted a picture of them eating this abomination of a meal. One single half crescent of ham, uneven cuts of chocolate, a bottle of room temperature spring water. This term is widely used by the people of Maryland and has possibilities of spreading.

This poor bitch eating sum “ham and chocolate”. She must be an “Annabelle”

by Frankylover December 15, 2025

ham

ham is a detroit slang which means that your lame.

that nigga took all my money , he such a ham

by detroit 🔛🔝 April 20, 2023