Dry smash

Barreling full speed ahead with zero preparation and or forethought.

Having never seen the slide deck before, the manager dry smashed his way through the presentation, leaving his audience cringing.

Alternative: fucking with no lube

by Wariomario June 08, 2019

dry sock

a cum sock that has been left to dry for too long

fuck man i forgot to clean my clothes, now i am gonna get a dry sock.

by sdmy name May 10, 2017

Dry Louie

Often confused with his cousin Wet Willie, a Dry Louie is very much similar. Dry Louie's are a quick flip of the nostril, most commonly approached when the person receiving is unaware, usually done with the index finger.

When I went to give my fiancé a kiss goodbye before leaving for work, I noticed she was out cold in a deep sleep, it was a perfect time to give her a Dry Louie.

by Smooth Speed March 13, 2015

The Dry Dock

The act of turning off the water to a toilet, then flushing the water out of bowl and tank. After this is accomplished, take you poop in said dry commode.

I did the Dry Dock to that bitch Tami before I left her house. It's going to take a jackhammer to get that shit off the bowl!

by The cocks December 12, 2019

Dry Pineapple

Drying someone's pineapple, when someone soaks up all the juice from a woman's vagina.

"Hey Jill, how are you?"

"Pretty good, my boyfriend & I ust demos the dry pineapple."

by Toffeincoffee June 05, 2022

Carlton Dry

AKA Dry

A simple beer for simple Aussies that love dual cab utes, rugby league, shit tattoos and beating their significant others.

The beer of choice for smooth brains.

oi cunt gizza casev dry (translation: greetings innkeeper, please give me a case of Carlton Dry)

by fart on my knob May 13, 2022

Mega Dry

Evelynn is dryer then the Atacama Desert as a fact

Evelynn is mega dry

by Someone bro September 20, 2021