A man nuts the size of watermelons. When he walks in a room all the woman swoon, but he kisses the homies instead cuz that's just sick as heck dude.
Wow how does Dylan keep his pants on with those behemoth nuts of his
Omg cant wait for a juicy kiss from Dylan (from the homie)
Omg cant wait for a juicy kiss from Dylan (from the homie)
by Mynameisntdylanatall November 23, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. Dylan is the sexiest man alive and is the funniest guy to ever live. He gets all the women a great sexual partner who can pleasure any women. He has 8 abs with a massive chest and a 8 inch cock. He can move his hips like he is a black nigga like he is a nigger in his penis size. He loves women called Josie and fancies his mates mums its ashamed they all have bucket Fannys. Dylan is 6ft 2 and is ripped. He is down to earth. But if you see him on the streets don't forget to give him hand job, blow job, and a quick. fuck.
by Josiehasafatass August 12, 2019
Get the Dylanmug. Is the most responsible guy you'll ever meet. A good friend, honest lover, and a son that doesn't like family dramas. He's also got the biggest meat. If you ever get to come across a Dylan, hold on to him and never let go. He could be the most romantic boyfriend or the bestest friend you'll ever have.
Dylans has the tendency to get nerdy sometimes. They love everything Spiderman. Dylans are also gamers. They are good with consoles.
Dylans has the tendency to get nerdy sometimes. They love everything Spiderman. Dylans are also gamers. They are good with consoles.
by ElephantBb November 25, 2021
Get the Dylanmug. by rjhiofvnwejbnkvrge February 12, 2018
Get the dylan hirtlemug. a gay boi with a mountain nose, acts cool and has a ROG gaming phone that wont let anyone touch it. Dylan is a quiet guy that will look at you as if you were a ghost.
by HAHAYEBOIXD December 11, 2018
Get the Dylanmug. 
by Just_me_dj November 11, 2024
Get the Dylan Armstrongmug.