Half Court Hooper

A man who attempts to talk to women but always end up saying something crazy, ruining his chances with the woman and making himself look weird. (shooting your shot from half court)

Chris: What did my homeboy John say to you?

Bethany: He told me to eat his dick when K told him I was eating.

Chris: Yeah that dude John always tripping around females, he a Half Court Hooper

by saintssintoo January 12, 2025

Dickgility course

Like a dogs agility course, women must learn to bob and weave around upright poles shaped like penises to help them avoid dickheads in everyday life.

Come learn the sport of weaving your way through a life full of dickheads, aka my dickgility course.

by Illyena January 25, 2025

Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collision Courses: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025

Three Course Meal

When someone (preferably a woman) squats over your face and shits in your mouth. You then chew it until it is mushy or just generally chewed up and then regurgitate it back into their asshole.

You didnt create a big enough brown rocket for our three course meal

by Arlibarli January 19, 2026

Ivory Court

An active, institutionalized form of ivory tower power—not merely detached scholarship, but an organized body of intellectuals, experts, and academics who collectively exercise authority over knowledge, discourse, and legitimacy. Where the ivory tower suggests passive isolation, the ivory court suggests active governance: a royal court of credentialed experts who adjudicate claims, confer legitimacy, grant or withhold recognition, and shape what counts as knowledge through collective judgment. The ivory court meets in peer review panels, grant committees, editorial boards, and conference program committees—spaces where decisions are made about who speaks, what counts, and which ideas live or die. It's the ivory tower as governing institution, not just living space.

Example: "Her paper was rejected not because it was wrong, but because it violated the unwritten rules of the Ivory Court—the invisible college of editors and reviewers who decide what their field will allow itself to know."

by Dumu The Void March 14, 2026

Supreme Court and Federal Courts Building

The official name of the court building at Kent and Wellington Streets in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. Sometimes it is colloquially and erroneously called "The Supreme Court Building" (even by experienced journalists) because it houses the Supreme Court of Canada. But it is officially called the "Supreme Court and Federal Courts Building" because the Federal Court of Appeal and the Federal Court also both regularly sit in their own courtrooms within the building.

I'm going to the Supreme Court and Federal Courts Building to watch a Federal Court of Appeal hearing.

by RubyD February 10, 2025

Of Courser

An "Of Courser" is someone you know who consistently follows everyone else in your social circle on social media but not you, possibly out of animosity or out of spite. "Of Courser" is derived from the term "Of Course", from the response they'd have to literally anyone else adding them on Instagram or Facebook except for you, for some weird reason.

Most “Of Coursers” will never tell you what you’re doing wrong, but rather leave you scratching your head as you watch them welcome literally everyone else except for you with open arms.

"God, he is such an Of Courser! He follows ten of my coworkers, but denied my Instagram follow request! He must think there’s something seriously wrong with me.”

by R. “Weise” Guy February 20, 2025