chocolate drop

The act of spraying diarrhoea from your arse into a swimming pool from a 10m high diving board then doing a bomb style dive into the water soaking any ther swimmers or bystanders in water and poos.

George: "captain koko chocolate dropped our entire PE class class while we were swimming yesterday."

Jared: "yea I heard, didn't the teacher tell him to fuck off?"

by dave_10 July 24, 2007

Dutch Chocolate

It is a treatment for men who suffer of premature ejaculation. The treatment involves a man having sex with a dutch girl who proceeds, after a premature ejaculation, to defecate on the mans chest. This treatement helps men who suffer of PE, to hold on to their semen longer while having sexual intercourse with a woman and/or man.

John: "Hey dude I ejaculate too fast and my woman does not like it! I've tried everything, even extasis, and nothing works. What can I do?"

Tito: "Dude, get a dutch chocolate! I know this dutch girl Marieke, she knows whats up!"

by Frank Cardona March 1, 2009

Chocolate Crisco

The can of Crisco specifically used to lubricate the hand or glove for fisting.

I accidentally used the chocolate Crisco in my cookie dough last night. They ended up tasting like latex and shit.

by Ex-domme December 20, 2010

Chocolate Rain

A mix of diarrhea and black sex. Maybe both at the same time.

Guy #1: Dude i made some chocolate rain last night!

Guy #2: Yeah!!!! Eww...

by chicasaywhat!? September 2, 2011

Chocolate Tornado

When a guy sticks his finger in a girls poopy bum & swirls it around really fast in the air with a bit of poo on the end of his finger.

"YO YO YO I just gave my girl a chocolate tornado!"

by agentargentina March 10, 2010

CHOCOLATE LEMONADE

What you get back after you pee in someones butt.

I fucked her in the ass and enjoyed watching the chocolate lemonade fountain when I was done.

by bla bla bla November 24, 2007

Chocolate milk

semen mixed with shit

"I'm drinking chocolate milk"
"I didn't need to know that, Ian"

by Crackdealingseagull February 6, 2007