CHILD

Annika Rose Hermelin :)

The Child is dying

by the one and only child October 21, 2021

Child

Basically, Tommyinnit. What else can I say, He's a young lad.

"Im not a child!" - Tommyinnit

by __Anna_is_tired__ October 27, 2021

Empty Child

The Empty Child Is A Child With A Gas Mask Fused To His Face, Who Constantly Asks For His Mummy, The Origin Of The Gas Mask Plague Of WW2 And The Main Antagonist Of The Doctor Who Series 1 Two Parter, The Empty Child And The Doctor Dances.

Empty Child: Are You My Mummy?

Random Man: No, What Are You On About?

by I Have W2S Disorder October 31, 2021

nemo child

numerates letters for numbers.. And the creator is Mars

How do you get to room Nemo child !

by anonymous October 31, 2021

That child is gonna be a pro athlete

Random vid on the internet

Kid throws his dad a basketball

Random woman: That child is gonna be a pro athlete

*Gets gets the ball aggressive swung at his face

by Hebrew122 November 1, 2021

child athlete effect

The tendency of kids who grew up playing a competitive sport and then retired in their teens to tryhard video games, have a good sense of momentum, timing, and intuitive controls, be prone to careers requiring more discipline, and being used to regiment/feeling lost without rigid schedules or structure.

"Hey, why is John so good at timing his jumps in Mario Kart 7?"
"Oh, that's just the child athlete effect. He did competitive gymnastics for 7 years before quitting."

by Cry_onis September 5, 2021

timothy childs

God amongst men

timothy childs: does nothing*
the fucking world: Praises*

by XXXJahtention September 9, 2021