Brandon

a fat fucking retard that smells like cheeseburgers

"hey brandon you fat fuck"

by hunkem June 25, 2023

Brandon

if the Brandon you are thinking of is blasian then be has a huge dick is very good looking and very funny and can seem nonchalant on the outside but trust is a sweetheart on the inside, back on the cock part, Brandons cock is humongous and he knows how to use it and had the best sex.

girl: brandon is very good at sex, he gave me back shots friday and it’s sunday and i’m still walking with a limp

by The girl Brandon fucked June 26, 2023

Brandon

A major bully

Brandon bullies his girlfriend everyday!

by Catinthehat April 14, 2023

BRANDON

A bitch ass nigga who gets no hoes AT ALL dude stupid as hell in real life man fr

That nigga is such a BRANDON

by Realest_nigga April 19, 2023

Brandon Shamblin

A rust god who only uses ak and never trolls or grubs. The best builder when it comes to the mini tundra or the shell.

"Brandon Shamblin is SO HOT His dick is fat"

by zayhoops May 5, 2023

Brandon

The opposite of a "yes, and," a Brandon is a "No, Fuck you!" and adds absolutely nothing to the scene you're in whatsoever.

Keith: "Hello father, how was work today?" Brandon: "I'm not your dad, l'm your unemployed sister in law! Time for my catchphrase!"

by Theno2show May 8, 2023

Brandon Reed

Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.

“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”

“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem

by Johny willikers May 12, 2023