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Brandon

A little fucker who is fat as shit
Brandon is a little shit
by My buyer Burt May 21, 2018
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brandon

brandon is the most annoying people you will ever meet. he is kinda ok looking but he’s never had a gf. well he dated that one girl for like a week but she looked like a rat. brandon doesn’t care about you and he bully’s people a lot.
“woah is that brandon “
“yeah i heard he’s really annoying
“oh”
by kAyLiE bLaKe October 22, 2019
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Brandon

>Brandon - That one otherwise decent guy you know, who just can't keep his word for **** and always ends up canceling last second.

Accordingly:

>to pull a Brandon - Canceling an appointment last second.
"Wait, where's Bran... Ohh, he pulled a Brandon again, didn't he?"

"Yea, who would've thought.. Just got a text, he won't be coming."
by DivineKNG October 14, 2019
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Brandon

A super senior in high school who can’t talk to girl because they can’t stand the smell from his long dirty hair. He is the most basic spic and is prefers men because he likes to get man handled.
Look it’s Brandon kissing that guy, it smells so bad.
by Llam1941 June 7, 2023
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Brandon

Has a long gurrrrrthy juicy d*ck
If u see Brandon suck him off
by Cool guy November 22, 2021
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Brandon

oh man... to be honest i'm at a lost with words on how to describe my feelings for this boy :)

he's genuinely such a sweetheart and a kind person, if you have Brandon in you're life... don't ever let go. Especially if they mean the world to you. Man i love this boy with all my heart <3
"who's that goofy dork over there? :)"
"oh! that's Brandon <3"
by sav :P October 22, 2022
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brandon

like mate cmon on mate up the mark what a lad, mark is his da who is a massive bro and hes the don who says he'll give his sons pal 100 quid for a job ( only the real ones know )
brandon is a puff
by hgyirsrydjht7o May 27, 2020
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