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How old am I?

Are you for real that stupid that you dont know how old you are
"How old am I?"

Why the hell are you asking me? I DONT KNOW YOU
by TheDiamondLegend(alt 1) September 19, 2022
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How many pints?

A phrase commonly used by people to determin how many pints of beer they would need to consume before they would shag someone (usually aimed at a mid or ugly female).
*Weight loss advert appears on TV with a fat lady*

Joe: *points at the TV* "Hey Billy how many pints?"

Billy: "At least 4"
by boingyplunk January 24, 2024
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(How To Be) A Millionaire

I've seen the future, huh, I can't afford it and
Tell you the truth, sir, someone just bought it
Say Mr. Whispers, here come the click of dice
Roulette and blackjack, build us a paradise
Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you'll have to drug me
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, trillionaire
Hardly surprising if you might consider
Loyalties go to the highest of bidders
Want my opinion? I'd give you ten to one
Give me a million, a franchise on fun (woo!)
But there are millions who often get nowhere
And there's just one secret I think you should share
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate
For all the cards you were dealt
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Millionaire, billionaire, zillionaire
Maybe these luxuries can only compensate (come on, come on)
For all the cards you were dealt, babe
At the hands of fate (so tell me)
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Tell me, tell me
How to be (how to be) a millionaire
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don't! I do!
Who wants to be a millionaire?
I do! I don't!
I've seen the future, I can't afford it and
by Gothic Miscreant December 17, 2023
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Hows yer garden

How is everything are you ok, is everyone your responsible ok
Alright my lover you good hows yer garden
by fatfonze September 5, 2025
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person 1: have you heard of abigail?
person 2: no, hos abigla?
person 1: abigal dees nuts
pweoaon 2: . But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
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how to save a life

a song that goes something like this

u u stare right in through some window to Ur right as he goes left u stay right between the lines of fear and blame u behind to wonder why u came
where did I go wrong I lost a friend somewhere along in the bitterness and I would've stayed up with u all night if I knew how to save a life. There is more lyrics but u can't remember the rest of them
random person: Searches up how to save a life on urban dictionary for some reason
random person: wait I never knew that was a song
by random sad human December 21, 2022
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Curiel Whomever Uriel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Danielle Leigh Curiel Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>
Curiel Whomever Uriel <Who, What, Where, When, Why, And How Is Danielle Leigh Curiel Known As Bachlut's Uvilada>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 11, 2025
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