a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions of "why do old habits die hard"? and "why do people resist change"?
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : "why won't my girlfriend Meredith follow me to Concordia University in Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go to Mcgill University and do Psychology. Is there anything I can do? Should I commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her?
father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
father: no and no. No, she doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and no, you can't do a rat's ass about it, simply because the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies not only to her, but to everyone else in the world as well.
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
Get the we, humans, are creatures of habitmug. by yessssssssssssssssssssssssss00 June 13, 2022
Get the Human screen recordmug. person 1- "ah yes i gage posted again, he really sperged out this time"
person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"
person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"
by Minuteman's abused dog January 28, 2021
Get the Human malwaremug. A science subject that people are not supposed to find embarrassing but most people did
well i did :)
Especially adults who don't know how 2 say hi.
well i did :)
Especially adults who don't know how 2 say hi.
by im still a kid July 10, 2019
Get the Human reproductionmug. Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
Get the Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...mug. A human omelet is an omelet made of raw ingredients that are consumed, regurgitated, and cooked by an individual.
"Jole, I made a 'Human Omelet' and fed it to my neighbor Karen!"
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin? She's literally dying."
"What the hell is wrong with you, Kevin? She's literally dying."
by TheVioletMind October 3, 2024
Get the Human Omeletmug. 