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Peter Pan Progressive

One who idolizes or seeks to emulate a Limousine Liberal but has neither the reputation nor the resources to actually aspire to be included the group.
Peter Pan Progressives are often middle aged white guys who refer to each other as "My Brutha" and have never taken the time or effort to analyze what they really believe or why they believe it. Often live at home with their Mom. Dress preppy and drive sports cars. Hang on the fringes of upper class society and actually think they are part of it. Their female counterparts also prefer the country club look. Once dated a "black guy" and think Jon Stewart is the messiah.
by Mr Beer Belly 2U June 22, 2011
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Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert

A state of alert triggered when Andrew Tate imparts significant wisdom; akin to the stickiness of peanut🥜butter, the advice is substantial and not to be missed.

Every time Tate speaks out on financial freedom, it's a Peter Pan Peanut Butter Alert, urging us to pay attention.
by MindFuck X October 9, 2023
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Peter

The worst kind of person. Like actually the worst. There's a reason another name for peepee is Peter.
That guy's a real Peter.
by cheeseheadmilf October 14, 2023
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peter

someone who gets mad over everything and if you have chip crumbs in your room lord forbid you just clean it he'll drag you and will get mad at you if you dont clean the dog poop and will threaten to kick you out and make fun of his daughter in law for drinking pepsi
bruh peter sucks
by thatvato October 21, 2023
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Peter

Peter is a quiet shy individual that is neither quiet nor shy when you get to know him. He doesn't have energy and spends his time singing, playing clarinet, hockey, drumming, chatting, on blender and being a husbando. He likes to call Elyzabel kitty cat and likes cats and Fwuffy. Watch out though, because he shelters in the space beneath your windowsill.
"Help! Peter's outside"
by wigglypepe October 22, 2023
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puff the Peter

That act that makes one a Peter puffer.
Stefan is a Peter puffer; he loves to puff the Peter.
by Chad Zelenskyy October 22, 2023
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Peter

This guy, I swear to god, is the most annoying bloke on earth, but then again, he'll make ya laugh by saying the most random stuff possible. He has severe ADHD and will find anything to smack/laugh at. He screams random shit for no good reason and he loves it. His friends all think there is something wrong with him. However, when he needs to be serious he makes sure that he tucks himself into line. He wants to be a professional sports commentator, but with the amount this guy talks, they're gonna turn off the TV. He always wants attention but never receives any. He loves flipping burgers for a living and has no time to enjoy his life due to the sheer commitment he has to his burger-flipping business. He is a very lovable guy with a passion for stupidity.
Do you know Peter?

That kid that says random stuff? Yeah, he's annoying as hell.
by BigPete123 October 23, 2023
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