Peter Skaldpande

Peter Skaldpande er din typiske biologi lærer. Han er meget skaldet på sit hoved. Han er kedeligste type man kan forestille sig. Det er okay at mobbe en "Peter Skaldpande" For han mobber alle elever med sin kedelige stemme.

Du er grim Peter skaldpande.

by Noah the Definitiner September 21, 2020

Peter delusion

the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.

1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion

by ZFTyler November 5, 2024

peter potter

Caucasian male that can consume heavy amounts of marijuana

My boy ben is a real “peter potter” he just smoked a Ounce

by Sean O’Malley December 23, 2020

Peter frederick

He has a deep passion for drinking from the furry cup.
His tongue skills will leave ladies named Anne Marie writhing in deep pleasure..

" Oh! you've sat on Peter fredericks face ?"

"You must have had a mind blowing orgasmic experience"

Keep his heart happy and his cock drained

by Facial Freddy February 8, 2019

sweet peter

The slightly sweet scent that comes from sweaty balls after a day of not showering

Man I have such a bad case of sweet Peter today, is it noticeable?

by Sweet peter May 14, 2018

Pruney Peter

Use this term when telling a guy you banged his sister, mom, girl he likes etc. Always be hole specific as to help add to the hilarity of the situation. Hopefully he will be too disgusted from the mental picture to beat your ass. Also used to make a sex story more vivid and funny.

Dude I was layin' the cable in your mom so long I got left with a bad case of pruney Peter.

by Snuffleupagus Birdraper September 30, 2010

Peter

A guy who's kind of weird but also funny. Never does any homework but still passes classes with above average scores. Can function without any sleep, as long as he gets his daily pop-tarts.

Someone: "Peter is peter."

Anyone: "Yes, that's true."

by imallalone March 1, 2023