November 8 is a day when a girl named susanne was born. you should really respect her because she's fucking cool. you should also send her a birthday message on instagram! because it would make her very happy.
Amalie: whose birthday it is, 8 november
Viktoria: that it is of course its susanne!
Amalie: oh how could i forget?
DM: susannesjohansen
Viktoria: that it is of course its susanne!
Amalie: oh how could i forget?
DM: susannesjohansen
by Notsusanne October 24, 2019
Get the 8 Novembermug. 8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)
A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.
A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)
A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.
A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”
Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
Get the 8 Ball Mohammedmug. A white car (preferably an SUV) that has a shoddy paint job, unreliable indicator lights, a main operating unit that usually doesn’t let it go much over the speed limit (it takes 8 minutes to go what most people would go in 5) and has letters missing from its make and model labels.
by Perfectly Shaped Egg March 17, 2021
Get the 8 Minutesmug. 
You are useless and deserve suffering. Get this stupid, motivational, hopey-dopey, high and mighty bullshit, off this website.
With regards,
The inventor of this shit
With regards,
The inventor of this shit
by The_Inventor_ June 28, 2024
Get the 8mug. /noun/ An Alaskan term for a female who is clearly a 4 or lower but the remotely locality of the town or village she is in boosts her score because of the lack of quality options. Often this poor judgment can be caused by spending excessive time in the remote village or camp. Alcohol is also often a factor.
Took down a King Salmon 8 this fall out at work, now that ugly bitch is trying to friend me on Facebook.
by Sharksinthesalsa December 21, 2020
Get the King Salmon 8mug. I wz ther 4 a moment ⏳
&now Im gone 👻
I wz watchin ovr u 👼
& gave u all the clues 🧩
So i gave new life 2 a withered Rose 🌹
Tears filled mai eyes
&all the rest,i suppose
&now Im gone 👻
I wz watchin ovr u 👼
& gave u all the clues 🧩
So i gave new life 2 a withered Rose 🌹
Tears filled mai eyes
&all the rest,i suppose
i guess my life wuz stripped awy frm me 🃏
In death... ☠
Vengeance wheel set me free 💨
Loved 1,this is ur song 💔🙏
8:09 -Circus Maximus
In death... ☠
Vengeance wheel set me free 💨
Loved 1,this is ur song 💔🙏
8:09 -Circus Maximus
by Bobbert665 April 5, 2025
Get the 8:09mug.