the plight of many females...going from birth to death never experiencing an orgasm. possibly with a physical defect complicating same. -more likely an individual 'poisoned' by the church!, unable to relax and 'GET OFF' due to these things.
any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.
sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)
-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!
any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.
sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)
-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!
that librarian smacks of a climaxless life!!
sue had never suffered a climaxless life
her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!
sue had never suffered a climaxless life
her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!
by michael foolsley June 22, 2012
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They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
They used to think they were better than you, bully you and so on. But now they're stuck in a dead end job in the same village you grew up in and you've got a degree and making a great success of your life
Hey John! I haven't seen you for ages! What are you up to these days?
Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!
How about you?
I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?
*LIFE SLAP!*
Oh, yeah well I'm still living with my parents, it's great, you know they do all my washing! I just got promoted to shift manager at the mini mart! Gonna be great because we need that extra money for child number 2 on the way!
How about you?
I just finished my phd in Engineering, now I'm going to work for BMW helping to design their next sporty little number! I'm so glad I went to university, hehe remember how you would bully me!? Saying I was thick :D those were the days eh?
*LIFE SLAP!*
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Your right but like it’s not that much of a “innocent kids game”
Some of the dialogue in it:
“I’m everyone’s favorite loli named rin! Give me money now.” (Rin)
“Like my new outfit? Bought it at Hot Yaoi!” (Also rin, rin is a character in the game maybe google her or something)
But yes there is a lot of horny 13-14 year olds using it
Your right but like it’s not that much of a “innocent kids game”
Some of the dialogue in it:
“I’m everyone’s favorite loli named rin! Give me money now.” (Rin)
“Like my new outfit? Bought it at Hot Yaoi!” (Also rin, rin is a character in the game maybe google her or something)
But yes there is a lot of horny 13-14 year olds using it
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