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Shit Shivers

The chills or shivers one has immediately prior to and during a massive shit.
Are we almost there? The shit shivers are beginning.
by Mega Hemroids September 5, 2021
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Shit’s Ass

A term similar to “What the Fuck!” but may sound funnier or more PG-13 given the situation.
The house got broken into? Well shit’s ass!”
by ArrowCoaster47 December 9, 2024
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missing shit

what i have whenever my demented mom knock ins with stolen keys and sleeps on my second bed. im honestly fed up.
i have way to much illegal motherfucking missing shit because of you, im going to lose my home and go to jail for stuff thats not even mine, mom go to the damned doctor about your fucking alzhiemers already. youve ignored it for ten years and now ive got n***** written on my fucking medical records.
by Cody5050 November 23, 2020
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Everything Shit

It's like an everything shower except it's not just every temperature but also every form of matter including plasma
Drew: Hey man where are you at it's been like 30 minutes
Tristan: Don't talk to me man I'm having an Everything Shit
Drew: I'll pray for you, Godspeed
by KuntKrusher69 September 19, 2024
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Shit

You smell that?

Yeah bro that shit Reaks!
It’s probably just Tyler Vazquez
by Ytgfvhh March 8, 2020
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Shit freckles

Shit freckles; You know how some men when they go to strip clubs they like to put their nose right between the dancers butt-cheeks??…. Well he better hope that chick don’t sneeze!!!! Otherwise he will end up with “Shit-Freckles”
by Fatal-Attraction September 24, 2021
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Shit dick

When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick
Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass
by Crystal meth January 13, 2021
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