shit show

A television show you turn on for young children when you have to poop but can’t trust them not to burn down the house or kill each other without supervision. “Shitters” often spend the next 30 minutes sitting on the toilet wondering why they had kids in the first place.

The kids were being so bad I had to put on a shit show so I could poop in peace.

by Khahnman August 1, 2022

Shit-Ditching

When someone ditches their current partner and throws their whole relationship down the drain for a person who loves sexual play involving fecal matter.

Corrr... I just Shit-Ditched Michael for this guy who would shit on my chest.

Love a bit of Shit-Ditching on a Friday Night...

by ChinChanChon August 2, 2022

Digging up old shit

What stubborn assholes do

“Dude brittney is such a bitch she was digging up old shit from 2014

by Jamie Williams August 2, 2022

Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.

Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.

by Kallofox August 2, 2022

that goat just ate my shit

that goat just ate my shit, its not great the goat will never lose the disgusting breath

oh damn, that goat just ate my shit, oh god the breath.

by joe mamas hairy balls August 2, 2022

Dip his knuckles in shit

An expression used by Jim’s, to tell people to get fucked, or in reference to their ideas and how idiotic they sound.

Jim-“you tell that guy to go dip his knuckles in shit!”

by Fuckkkkkkboi August 2, 2022

Big buttcrack in shit

Eat but

Coc Big buttcrack in shit

by Gyyyyyy August 2, 2022