teleporting shit

The act of shit in one toilet and wiping in another

I just took a teleporting shit at work, they had to close one stall and clean another

by ShatmanCruthers February 23, 2024

depression shit

that one shit in the toilet that after you exit the bathroom you feel like you were never depressed ever

"oh my god feel so much better"
" did you have a depression shit ?"

by anonymous crow February 24, 2024

shit from a butt

When you say something is shit, but you really wanna emphasize it.

Kevin: Dude, did you see how badly the Washington Wizards lost against the Thunder last night?

Daniel: Yeah, that team is literal shit from a butt.

by conflict dude February 24, 2024

Shit Bank

Shit Bank; Verb; Stocking up on shit and let it all out on your partner when having sex

"Im about to Shit Bank your pussy ass.

by BlueCockEater69 February 27, 2024

Erm bas nile shit

Basically just a deuce nile basing.

Dude Erm bas Nile shit am I right
Creb: type 8 9

by ermshit February 27, 2024

Shit bull

A derogatory term for pit bulls and other bully breeds.

Shit bulls are responsible for roughly 70% of dog attacks and dog-related deaths.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 29, 2024

Shit an ace

To find no signs excrement on the first wipe.

To cut costs UK prisons found that introducing oatmeal for breakfast would reduce the usage of toilet paper by 87%

Prisoners from South London would often call out to their governor, "Guv, I shit an ace innit" and roars of cheers would resonate around the young offenders wing of the prison.

by Joe Smiff March 1, 2024