fuck shit

when one is doing crazy reckless shit.

Ay dawg was on some fuck shit at the party last night.

by savuren January 20, 2021

Shit Hawk

A shit hawk is something that has been coming your way for a long long time just too one day swoop down and take a big shit on you and your life.

Shitty shit shitty shit hawk

by anonymous December 9, 2021

Splenda shits

Major pressurized volcanic bowel movement as a result of injesting Splenda.

Man,my wife swapped sugar for Splenda in the Kool aid and the kids and I got the Splenda Shits!

Thanks to the Splenda Shits I'm now able to fit in my Speedo.

Had the Splenda Shits so bad last night I had to pay my ass with Horse sauve.

by J.R. 1 November 17, 2023

Dippy Shit

It's a dipshit who eats shit by accident because there stupid.

I am a Dippy Shit because I ate shit that I thought was chocolate.

by Vgyhycsgnuacyfauaufayuhsyfc fu September 30, 2020

The Shits

saying you have the shits is another way to say that you have diarrhea.

I can't eat Indian food. It gives me the shits.

by DefineThisUsername April 1, 2019

Don't shit in someone else's toilet

A term used for those who plan on going abroad. Don't always assume that the laws over there will be the same as in your home country, they may be different and you could get caught out. It causes terrible anxiety to get arrested or go through a judicial process in another country so be careful. A good example is if you plan on flying a drone in another country. The laws may be different and the foreigners may get more irate over it than those in your own country.

Person 1: I might fly my drone over Paris when I go.
Person 2: French law may be different, be careful. Don't shit in someone else's toilet!

by LordJenal September 2, 2022

Shit lounge

A confined space (typically a bed) in which the air has been saturated by the stink of several smelly farts.

1) Naughty little Johnny wasted no time in turning his brand new Thomas the Tank Engine bed linen into a five star shit lounge.

2) On returning home from her late shift Debbie was disgusted to discover that house husband Wayne had turned their marital bed quarters into a shit lounge.

by Slagbonce October 29, 2012