what a wonderful shit

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I shit on You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

Nose shit

Nose shit is a kid who like creating cutie pies in the toilet.
‘How did nose shit born?’
One day her mom,poop was walking around she suddenly sneezed and at that moment she wasn’t given birth.
‘I want a nose shit too!how can I get one?’
you need to be faithful for it.
‘Will nose shit die?’
No,cuz she’s the god of nose shits.

and you’re right,it’s me!!!

nose shit:hello.
cc:hello
Peppa:hello
Grandpa ying:oh my goodness!!!!it’s nose shit the goddess.
nose shit:bye.

by nose poop January 6, 2023

Shit Kicker

1. Someone who does menial, basic or entry-level chores. Usually cleaning toilets or emptying bins; hence the name.

2. Someone who does nothing at their job but sit around.

"I'm a shit kicker at Macca's" - Guy who works the till at Macca's.

by Galavenski December 11, 2021

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by antsasshill November 28, 2021

Manufacturing a shit

Successfully forcing oneself to defecate when one doesn't have the urge to do so.

John told his wife that he had to take a dump, but he found himself manufacturing a shit after his urge was a false alarm.

by Original Orangutans June 30, 2023

screebin yo shit

the act of exploding ur semen on the side of a women

im screebin my shit on you my bad.
are you screebin yo shit on me?

by OlGrumpyWizard January 28, 2025

Sugar Shits

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.

I shouldn't have eaten that entire bag of M&Ms, now I've got the sugar shits.

by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023