Crank my cudgel

Act of masturbation.

Unless I can crank my cudgel before we leave, I'll be in a bad mood all day.

by Usmafia86 July 27, 2022

Not my Moncus

Short for not my Monkey's, not my Circus

Person 1: Hey did you did you hear Dave and Terry a arguing over how the activity is run?
Person 2: Dave and Terry will work it out and if not its Not my Moncus anyway

by MadSeaChef July 28, 2022

piss in my ass

When you die in COD or fail an assignment given to ypu whether it'd be IRL or in a video game.

no, its not gay... unless you're talking about the OTHER definition, if you are, you're weird.

Teacher:Thomas, you've scored 58%, you've failed.

Tom:PISS IN MY ASS!

or alternateivly,

*john is about to finally beat the final boss of elden ring*

*john dies*

Game Over

John:PISS IN MY ASS!

by Discord Luigi July 28, 2022

Flood my guts

When you want a man to ejaculate into your ass. Also flood your guts.

Your cock feels so good in my ass, come on baby flood my guts!

by Jelrod78 July 28, 2022

Suck my fortnite stats

Where you wanna say “suck my dick” to somebody being annoying or irritating but you don’t wanna be inappropriate.

Guy: Shut the fuck up

Me: You shut up, suck my fortnite stats

by aucdan July 30, 2022

My Prend Tomodachi

A short word that just basically greets someone in 2 different languages (English And Japanese) in which case meaning "My Great Friend!" as it underlies the fact that they need something from you

Person 1: "My Prend Tomodachi!"
Person 2: "Goddamn it Himari not this again"

by AnotherCraziPerson August 1, 2022

My Bug

A lovey-type name used to call a SO. Synonyms; stink, bae, love, my boy/girl ect.

"Come here my bug"

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022