shit tool

the glass pipe meth is smoked from

Hey James, I got something to wake you up if you have a "shit tool".

by kittyNdahood May 9, 2010

Planet Shitness

A gym that charges a $20 late fee when you're broke and don't have $10 in your checking account. They make sure to only accept debit cards after they've charged you the $20 late fee.

I'm going to make sure I have the $10 in my checking account so I don't get charged the extra $20 late fee from planet shitness gym.

by anonymous July 2, 2024

I shit fart pee pee

basically, a line from Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar ft Punch in his 2009 mixtape. C4

Guy Dreaming: I’m gonna go to when Phone Home by Kendrick Lamar was made!
Kendrick: I shit fart pee pee on everyone else’s tracks
Punch: What the hell was that K.Dot?!
Kendrick: nigga I don’t know
Punch: must be high as hell, i ain’t even gon ask
Guy Dreaming:never again.

by Lyrical Lemonade April 2, 2023

MANDATORY SHIT LOVER

You just have to be thst way if you want to FORM A VERY SUCCESSFUL CORPORATION.

Something about this CHEESE THING.

GOT do what you are meant to DO.

Look to be honest with you the first MANDATORY SHIT LOVER besides IBM as to pierce your VAIL as the case PICHAI,BRIN, PAGE. SCHMIDT,COHEN,and many others know that a GOOGLE is "SHIT" and the PROOF is their rationalization , oh being ENGINEERS, ENGINEARS, and ENGINAEERS running a corporation makes the most sense so why don't we say a G00GLE is G00G0L as that is our G00G0AL to be honest with you which the later with our GOOGALL to say before this flies away we need a G00GULL " they love the BEACH(BE.ing Alive CHild) ," you're such a DAMN LIAR, G00GH0UL you have as you are SHIT 260 just "G00GLE" "PED0PHILE" in the ALPHABET can find being "ENGINEERS , ENGINEARS, ENGINAERES , and BUSINESS PEOPLE find the G00GLE in the G00G0L a G00G0AL firstly PARSE THE ALPHABET and always give it a SCALAR VECT0R MANDAT0RY SHIT L0VER

Wait a second CHEESE SMELLS AND OF COURSE SHIT SMELLS but SHIT does not taste any bit like CHEESE ," as who CUT THE CHEESE " is more like making a CUP OF BITTER EMETIC COFFEE and that be your MANDATORY SHITLOVER

Not making this up as in the SAN MATEO MENTALPONNI the MALE RESTR00M there is SHIT GRAFFITI and not only that as someone left the fredh PERFECT TURD nice and fresh in the TOILET next door to the GRAFFITI STALL being a JEWISH H0M0SEXUAL "C0PR0PHILE" PEDOPHILE I took the smaller TURD out of THE TOILET and went to the shower noticing " T0 LET I" be a MANDATORY SHIT LOVER ANAL ALAN SHIT ASSH0LE PED0PHILE and consume or as the TURD neme fuses into SHIT "EAT SHIT"

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 22, 2022

Falcon Owner Shit

A person (that typically owns a ford falcon) that finishes the easy part of a hard job to take credit.

I struggled to remove the handbrake off and when I got it loose Shane came along and pulled some Falcon Owner Shit and just pulled it out

by LostInAustralia May 25, 2025

Cool and Shit

Better than just "cool". So cool, in fact, that the extension "shit" needs to be used to show the difference between said awesomeness and normal "cool".

Person 1: Leah is totally cool and shit

Person 2: I know right. Michael's pretty cool too... and shit.

Person 1: I wish we were as awesome as they are.

by Mayor Lender December 14, 2013

I rocked his shit

meaning you fucked him like no other girl has and made a bold move

Yo we were chilling at his place last night and I rocked his shit

by emskiiii March 6, 2024