2020 shit

Situations that seem so ridiculous, they would fit right into 2020.

A: Did you hear? A real sharknado appeared in Haiti!
B: Yeah, thats some 2020 shit.

by Vutuyashi November 23, 2020

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Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster

Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!

by Theshattalker April 11, 2017

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Shit Stick

Shit stick is another name for a cigar. The bigger the cigar the more it looks like a stick of tightly rolled dog shit.

Ewwww....that man (or woman) has a shit stick in his/her mouth.

What does Sigmund Freud, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Clinton have in common? That love having shit sticks in their mouths.

by I hate shit sticks September 18, 2021

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Shit and Rally

To feel and act "lighter", more sprightly after a shit..

Me: "I feel like a gazelle since I dropped that deuce 10 minutes ago! Whooooo!"
Friend: "Man, you really "Shit and Rally", huh? All night you were moping around saying how flat you feel, and now you're all keen to party for hours!"

by Headcaver May 18, 2023

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