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Your Mom

Suck her off and get the juce out
by vifycfcgvjmnvhj January 31, 2023
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SLAP YOUR SMALLER FRIEND DAY

Every day between the 2nd-6th of February is slap your shorter friend day (SYSFD)
I can't wait for Slap Your Smaller Friend Day
by Twopeice February 1, 2023
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Mianus touching your Uranus

Means your following too close, your tailgating,you don't know how to drive!!
When your too close to my bumper driving mianus touching your Uranus
by Hippiechef February 2, 2023
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Your Mother

Friend: "Hey dude, I bet you never had sex ever,"
Me: "Well you should ask your mother, and see how much I actually do fuck."
by Broman memedude February 2, 2023
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SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

"Im going to shove it up your ass if you don't stop!" he says.
by TheDofToca February 3, 2023
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National hang out with your friends day

National hang out with your friends day starts in February 28 that means you can do anything fun
Beavis: hey Stewart it's fabuary 28
Stewart: ok.....and. I'm still miserable from Jessie denying me on valentines day
Beavis: that means it's national hang out with your friends day
Stewart:oh damn I didn't know wanna go to the fair or the movies today
Beavis: sure
by Ilovebrabdon23567 February 3, 2023
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Your mom

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her?
Guy 2: Yep, I Your mommed her
by anonymous February 3, 2023
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