boy 1: do you know what day it is?
boy 2: yes it’s november 23?
boy 1: no not that it’s national give a girl your hoodie day
boy2: ohhh i will dw
boy 2: yes it’s november 23?
boy 1: no not that it’s national give a girl your hoodie day
boy2: ohhh i will dw
by ching_ch0ng.ling.l0ng November 22, 2023

R: OMG, there's a polaroid missing from your wall, you should fill the gap with another picture.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.
R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.
A: Girlllll, I know you stole it.
R: :o
A: Clocked your tea.
by clockedmytea April 6, 2025

Ted: Your makeup makes you look like a pig that just got pied by a clown
Cindy: your honesty is refreshing
Cindy: your honesty is refreshing
by Lizarf February 27, 2021

my nigga john: xddd your mom is gayye
everyone else: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT ROSTED NIGGGGGGGGGGGGA
everyone else: OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTT ROSTED NIGGGGGGGGGGGGA
by Where they at doe October 19, 2017

The most creative, funniest insult ever. Sure to annoy and perturb someone to the point of not even being able to keep on listening to you. Bystanders are sure to laugh at your hysterical victim. An epic pwn.
by SqueezyPeasy March 25, 2025

Expose your boyfriend day on October 18
Toxic or not expose embarrassing stories and pictures or expose his true colors
Toxic or not expose embarrassing stories and pictures or expose his true colors
by Starlighttofunny October 5, 2021

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.
by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 18, 2019
