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shit pterodactyl

When you are about to do a sweet BASE jump and you strip your girl naked. You pour Mountain Dew and pop rocks into her ass and the lick that butthole clean while your taking to the sky. Then when you land you shit in her butt so she can feel the rush and adrenaline or being
Dude did you go to Angel Falls last weekend. Yeah bro nacho. I gave my girl a wicked Shit Pterodactyl.
by HEYPUNK626 December 4, 2017
mugGet the shit pterodactylmug.

hillary shit

2016 presidential candidates
by Stidgey March 25, 2017
mugGet the hillary shitmug.

shit skilled

One having no skill in the activity.

One having slower abilities than normal in learning information.
Damn, shit skilled you forgot the finished product.
by zestor August 30, 2006
mugGet the shit skilledmug.

Shit

Really? Fucking shit? Are you in elementary school? Or are you just so fucking bored? Nonetheless shit means poop.
by Demodog13 May 20, 2021
mugGet the Shitmug.

shit caping

The act of pooping up one's own back, sometimes all the way up the neck, as a deterrent to predators. Much like a skunk, it is a defense mechanism, ensuring the survival of "caper". Most commonly seen with infants and young teenagers.
Person 1: I hear you got mugged last night.
Person 2: Yeah, almost. But I shit caped and managed to get away.
Person 1: Thank god for shit caping.
by capedcrusader March 30, 2012
mugGet the shit capingmug.

piece of shit

1. a complete waste of humanity a good-for-nothing a jerk an asshole
2. something of poor quality or straight-up defective junk, trash, garbage
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 July 7, 2020
mugGet the piece of shitmug.

potato shit

when birb and potato knish become one and you make potato knishes but then shit in them it’s pretty pog ikr
ayo potato shit wyd mamas
by levi da March 12, 2021
mugGet the potato shitmug.

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