Social Death Penalty

A much more elegant way of saying "getting cancelled", in the context of Cancel Culture specifically.

A notable figure: *says or does something against the accepted norm*

The Internet: We sentence this cretin to the Social Death Penalty.

by MDLuffy1234 April 13, 2023

Retiring A Pencil

The act of no longer using a pencil that was in your backpack as a way to remember an event that happened during class. If something memorable happens, you take the pencil out of your backpack and leave it to never be used again to keep the memory.

After Fred saw three kids get sent to the office, he then was retiring a pencil that was in his backpack.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 14, 2023

Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.

"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"

by MattDidAThing April 30, 2023

Kentucky Fried Penis

Kentucky Fried Penis is when the woman gets a man to agree to have sex with her to get the man's penis to fuck it to try and make it turn into a hotdog or smoked sausage.

Today my girlfriend wanted to have sex with me to make a Kentucky Fried Penis. She said let's get that raw Kentucky Fried Penis cooked in my human oven.

by Applebutter1991 May 13, 2023

The Upper Peninsula Knockout

When you come in a woman’s mouth and punch her in the face

Dude, your mom finished me off last night and I punched her right in the face. You could say I showed her the upper peninsula knockout.

by Shlobonmyknob June 16, 2023

Belly button penis

When a man has a penis that sticks out no further than his belly button

I asked him if that was his belly button or his penis and he said it was his belly button penis

by Sumfukinguy June 18, 2023

Freddy Krueger penis

When your penis looks like it got microwaved exploded and the cheese grated or if your name is dominic it also is very small

Dominic has a Freddy Krueger penis Or doms dick is so ugly it looks like Freddy kruger

by Douglas ward July 10, 2023