A hammock that you build out of toilet paper draped over the bowl to catch the shit to avoid the plopping noises. Post shit, the hammock is gently lowered into the bowl.
There were a few people in the bathroom today so I had to build a shit hammock to avoid the plop plop.
by Formerly known as Mary Hall September 24, 2021
Get the Shit Hammockmug. he be on that fuck shit
by Fuck shitter August 31, 2021
Get the on that fuck shitmug. When a girl wipes back to front (arse to coochie) and then you proceed to go down on her and eat her shitty fanny
by Ddkong July 27, 2022
Get the shit and mouth diseasemug. 
People who make fun of ronnie mcnutts death. Like seriously,how much of a sociopath do you have to be?!
by SSSNOOTY September 12, 2022
Get the piece of shitmug. who's that dank boi driving the landspeeder
dont mind him he's a phat ass pile of t-t-t-t-t-t-turbo shit
dont mind him he's a phat ass pile of t-t-t-t-t-t-turbo shit
by Yur_boi_uhhhhhhh December 13, 2019
Get the turbo shitmug. An exclamation used when angry or about to kill one or more tourist(s). First used by youtuber CrankGameplays in his first Omnibus video
by Niaasa July 17, 2017
Get the get shit stompedmug.