It's a swear word for poo and in France merd is a bad name because it means shit and lots a people say it to specify something or to look cool.
by Ghoulix November 6, 2021

Scout from Team Fortress 2: What the hell is you guys' problem?!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!
Some guy: Shit in your hand and clap.
Scout from Team Fortress 2: But then I'll have shit in TWO hands!
by ChickenBiscuits27 January 22, 2024

When an object wildly and gayly flips out by means of skeeting in an animal such as humans face to the point where it goes into the state of erection and has cardiac arrest...followed by the arrestment of his gay dick dong.
by >?skeet July 22, 2006

When you intentionally shit your slacks so you can be in your hotel room alone while on a business trip. Its the last option when you run out of excuses to avoid happy hour with open mouth breathers from the conference.
I accidentally had a Slack-Shit so im not going out for drinks after the seminar tonight. Im going to my hotel room and watching southpark.
by CyclopsCookies July 21, 2025

"i'm going to take a shit" it means poop dip shits it literally means poop it int rlly a fuckin duss word niggassssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!
Shit your such a Shithead!
by Bitch back off! November 29, 2017

by Samantha Jo November 7, 2019

When one does stupid shit, while knowing it’s stupid shit, simply because they’ve made some sort of commitment to some sort of deity.
by Eva Anjlving March 24, 2024
