Willy

The penis when it is not erect and is in the smallest size.

Robert & Downey: Heheeheheheheheh this is fun heheheheh
Uncle Sam: WOT R U DOIN DAON DER PAMPIN EECH OTERS WILLY N KISSIN YER ASSES

by deathcop4000 June 13, 2018

wet willy

the act of one licking there finger and putting it into the recipients ear

kyle gave me a wet willy it was disgusting

by batty crease wagwan December 25, 2022

Willy full of water

Term for a need to urinate.

That boy hasn’t gone to the bathroom all day. He must have a willy full of water.

by yd2k October 9, 2023

Willy Wonka Wet Dream

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.

“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more

by Vikingwaterfall August 25, 2023

friendly wet willy

A wet willy but in the Butt

A friendly wet Willy is not gay as long as it’s friendly

by The Keb June 1, 2019

eastside willy

A stiffy (or boner) that bends to the left when facing south.

Barbados: Hey man, why is your brother not on Facebook any more?

Fred: I don't know. Fuck. I think he is just acting like an Eastside Willy....

by Eatdeeznutz May 23, 2014

buffalo wet willy

When you grab that cold buffalo snow and shove it up someone’s ass.

Dylan: Did you hear Calvin got a buffalo wet willy?!
Nick: Ya, and I heard he LIKED it!
Sean: I would too, no cap.

by skylorddylllll November 15, 2019