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meaty vagina

The Meaty Vagina is a vagina in which the inner labia is longer than the outer labia creating an inverse looking vagina with the longer inner lips hanging down past the outer labia. Sometimes, the inner labia, often called ripplies can rip or hurt during intercourse or childbirth. This particular type of vagina is not an effect of too much sex as some believe, however. It is most often a natural state from birth and not altogether too uncommon. There are even many fetishes devoted to Meaty Vaginas. Sometimes women have surgury to change this part of their genitalia, even though it is not necessary - only cosmetic.
This can be viewed in many modern porno websites. Although, do be sure that many of your friends will undoubtedly have the illusive meaty vagina.
meaty vagina by EmmaBemmaUW August 9, 2006

God's Vagina 

A term popularized in the 2008 comedy "Pineapple Express" to describe the best marajuana presumeably because of its dank odor and potency. The term can also be used to describe other things that are considered to be the best by an individual.
Dude, smell that weed. Ya like that? It's like smelling God's Vagina!

Do you like these satin sheets? Yeah? It's like being wrapped inside God's Vagina!

Hey, did you you like making love to God's Vagina? OMG, it's like FUCKING God's Vagina!
God's Vagina by Tenacious Faulker August 24, 2009

Honorary Vagina 

The title given to
1) a male who voluntarily hangs around with girls rather than guys.
2) a male who will not pass on gossip/rumors/secrets he has learnt about girls to his male friends .
Colin's strapped on his honorary vagina for his big night out with the girls.

Ben won't tell us his secret about Melissa, he's got such a big honorary vagina.
Honorary Vagina by BJ51 December 9, 2008

Lightbulb Vagina 

A Lightbulb vagina is a vagina in which the opening is tight but the inside is wide like a lightbulb.
That girl needs to do some kegel exercises to fix her lightbulb vagina.

unruly vagina 

An unruly vagina is one which is basically having a bad hair day. A vagina with pubic hair that is out of control.
1. Sheesh Joanne, you shouldn't wear your bikini until you get that unruly vagina under control.

2. Enola's unruly vagina was not a deterrent to those who would have her.

3. Deborah's unruly vagina could not be tamed, so she begrudgingly opted for a Brazilian.
unruly vagina by Princess SweetPea November 11, 2011

Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome 

A condition that affects the female body.

After sex, the vagina feels different and uncomfortable, to the point of restlessness. No wipe or wash can cure this condition. One may even have to pee 30 times after sex due to this condition.
A woman may stay up all night no matter how tired she is due to the state of her vagina.
I cannot sleep because of Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome. Me and my husband has sex 3 hours ago and I keep having to pee and wash but my vagina feels off.

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Nocturnal Vagina Syndrome by Rpt93 November 28, 2012