Touchdickistan

A country in Central Asia where the biggest homosexual congregation is being held.

Where are you going this summer?
In Touchdickistan.

by mfx_ September 24, 2022

Touch Grass

This is the meaning of someone telling to go outside, and then touch the green and fresh grass, this is usually used by: People that has a mind, People that DOES not have a mind and only PEOPLE.

Go touch grass, you sweaty idiot.

by SDLolistakenlmao September 26, 2022

touch grass

A Unix Command that creates a file with the name "grass" in the current working directory

john@mycomp:~$ cd discordmod
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ touch grass
john@mycomp:~/discordmod$ ls
grass

by Maui865 October 16, 2022

touch the glass save your ass

touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks

whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker”

by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022

touches my arm

when she touches your arm and your like hoooolllyyy fuck that’s hot 🔥

*girl touches my arm*
me: *dies inside*

by susticle69 October 20, 2022

Touch

To rape somebody

I swear to god jimmy if you don’t shut up I’ll touch you tonight

by I indeed am that guy November 27, 2022

Touchn

When you fork his a toilet and makes a clinking noise.

Oh God damn I keep hearing my friends mom touchn

by Eater*of*mom November 30, 2022