waffle dick

"I just saw Dan kick a puppy."

"Not surprised; I always thought he was kinda a waffle dick."
by Shrome July 10, 2023
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waffle out

Anthony, you better not waffle out on our plans like you did last time.
by Kdizzle930 January 25, 2014
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Slop waffle

Waffles covered in massive amounts of butter and syrup.
2003: kid serves himself a massive amount of slop waffles sitting down after riding bike all day getting ready to watch “Ed,Edd, n Eddy

Life is good.
by Factus deletus June 07, 2021
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Pancake-waffling

Pancake-waffling: the act of taking what someone said and attributing something entirely disconnected to it.

Pancake-waffled: having been the recipient of someone's pancake-waffling.
It is most often used in internet comments. The phrase comes from a famous tweet where a user described the issue by way of example: "Twitter is the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say 'I like pancakes' and somebody will say 'So you hate waffles?' No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talking about."
"Just ignore him, we all heard what you said. He's just pancake-waffling."
"Wow. You just got pancake-waffled in real time."
by Nakefame March 27, 2025
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Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.
I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.
by MattyBNaps August 01, 2018
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meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.
Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.
by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019
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Gold waffle

I mean if you put my assignment in a toasting pan thing you'd discover it's a gold waffle
by Unknownwaffle July 09, 2020
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