Twat waffle

It is a shriveled up vagina

Did you just bang that twat waffle

by Caiden rrr February 10, 2018

Cock Waffle

Cock waffle is an insult towards the stupidest of stupid retards who have a microscopic penis.

Cock waffles are also dick heads who think they own the world after doing the only things even dumbasses are scared of doing. Cock waffles have no fear, and no balls. Their penis is microscopic or non existant.

Olli: "YOUR SUCH A COCK WAFFLE."
Zaylen: " HUH- MY COCK ISNT A WAFFLE."
Olli: "NO YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING RETARD WITH A TINY PENIS."
Zaylen: "MY PENIS ISN'T TINY."

by F4k3_Fl0w3rs March 16, 2023

belgian waffle pudding

when you put belgian waffles on your partners cheeks during sex and start nutting in their butt

me and sigma boy are gonna go get some belgian waffle pudding

by seachips December 27, 2024

cactus waffle

Something you call a guy that's being a dick.

Wow Andrew and Aidan are such Cactus Waffles !

by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014

Blumpkin Waffle-Job

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.

"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"

by Freaky White Boy January 3, 2025

wimbledon waffle maker

.the act of defecating on your lover's chest, then smacking the excrement with a tenis racket

your father gave me a wimbledon waffle maker last night, we are getting a divorse.

by rainbow pooping evil koala July 19, 2017

Waffling

When your chatting for no reason

Aye fam stop waffling

by Gslhdhlclydlydupcud September 29, 2020