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Thomas Brack

A Thomas Brack is an incredibly annoying pompous ginger male with a tiny penis. Typically with an aggravating laugh.
"the date was terrible! You were right- he was a fucking Thomas Brack"
by AN0NYM0USB1TCH July 3, 2022
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thomas emmitt

Tom: "You know, it may have taken me years of improvement to get this far but I believe I'm becoming a real Thomas Emmitt."
Fred: "No son, you can never be a Thomas Emmitt... he is simply The Best."
by Kelzayeee June 2, 2019
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Thomas flyswatter

A thomas flyswatter appeared and started taking a dookie on my new carpet 🥰
by CERTIFIED SILLYGUY REAL March 22, 2024
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Thomas

Thomas is the most gorgeous person you'll ever meet. If you ever meet Thomas, you'll always want to be around them. Their personality is so bright and wonderful. They are confident and carefree, and they will always be there to listen when you are at your worst. Thomas will wear wear whatever seems comfortable to them, but they will look SO GOOD in anything they put on.

Thomas makes a great friend, but they make an even better partner. They will love an cherish you for as long as they can, and they will make you feel so good about yourself.

NEVER LET THEM GO, YOU'LL REGRET IT!
'Thomas is so goddamn beautiful, dude.'
'Bro, thats kinda gay.'
by eeperbeeper December 27, 2021
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Thomas

Your wife’s bestie: Is that…?
Your wife: Thomas
by Lonny Bahonos November 23, 2021
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Thomas

A person who cant get over his ex..why? because he said that he didnt like her yet realized he does then she rejected him, how pitiful is that right? But he is a great person who looks like a titan yet super soft on the inside, too shy to talk to other however will make u feel shit when friends with him, keep a thomas in your pocket for everyday use!
oh u have a thomas? that must be interesting
by Nyaackk January 24, 2022
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Thomas

An extremely attractive and good-natured person; someone who is uncontrollably sexy
He was being such a Thomas on our first date, I just couldn’t get myself to say no for another one.
by trojanhorseyunicorn:* August 2, 2021
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