Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.
“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.
by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025
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Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.
“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.
by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025
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being dutched

When you are owned at speedskating by someone who's Dutch, you're being dutched
I'm being dutched right now, I just can't win.
by jemoeder008 February 17, 2014
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Dutch windturbine

Not to be confused with the dutch windmill, its when a man is shorter than a woman, he does a standing 69 with his erect fleshy member in her mouth in mouth of much taller partner, this allows you to rotate about the inserted shaft
Dave was with a tall woman and was tired of licking her belly buttom, so he just did a Dutch windturbine on her face.
by ReEngineeredLife July 30, 2018
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Dutch Courgette

A recreational past time involving two friends, a courgette and some marijuana. You take the courgette and put a hole in it from top to bottom. Then you put a hole at the midpoint that intersects the first hole. Pack this hole full of marijuana. The first friend takes this courgette packed with pot and insert it in their arse hole. The second friend gets into position and lights the weed. To keep the weed burning the first friend occasionally farts to provide airflow as the second friend draws in a heady breath of THC and shit
Friend 1: Oh dude I just broke my bong
Friend 2: Don't worry fam I've got you back, I've got a courgette and some lube. We can do a Dutch courgette
by Flaming_Monkey March 11, 2022
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Dutch on a rug

Last night I was in bed with a girl and smelt something and I think she was going Dutch on a rug.
by Christianlikesrimjobs January 17, 2016
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Dutch Anal

A combination of Dutch Oven and Anal penetration. Farting directly into your partner's anal canal.
I just gave the gassiest Dutch Anal to this hot chick, my buddy Cronic is super into it
by CronicWhitewing February 23, 2025
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