Mike: Yo I just gave alexia the Pennsylvania Dutch
Jason: what the fuck is that
Mike: it’s where you fart in someone’s mouth and they give you a blowjob
Jason: stay the fuck away from me
Jason: what the fuck is that
Mike: it’s where you fart in someone’s mouth and they give you a blowjob
Jason: stay the fuck away from me
by Footlongfresh January 19, 2022

" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"
by climatejames November 16, 2016

A man who is mean but kind to the ones he love he hates people who hate on him loves roasting someone and is the funniest guy in the world
by BGDutch October 18, 2020

by Wouble Dutch is life September 20, 2016

a Dutch plumber is a sexual term usually used amongst trade workers. To perform a “Dutch plumber”, when one guy inserts an ABS pipe into the anal cavity of another and spray hot or cold water into the pipe.
Those plumbers probably gave each other a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.
by Mr. Kenny January 20, 2019

A consistently negative phenomenon that occurs when Dutch—either a person known as Dutch or someone associated with the nickname—watches a sports game that their friends or family are emotionally invested in. Once Dutch tunes in, the favored team almost always loses. In extreme cases, a star player suffers a serious or season-ending injury. The Dutch Effect has become synonymous with jinxing crucial moments in sports.
Dutch’s family is rooting hard for the Indiana Pacers in Game 7 of the 2025 NBA Finals. After staying away the entire series, Dutch decides to watch. The result? The Pacers lose in heartbreaking fashion, and Tyrese Haliburton sustains a major injury that sidelines him for the entire next season. That’s the Dutch Effect in full force.
by The Unreal Monkey Family June 24, 2025

by carameldream October 21, 2019
