taking one for the team 

to fuck an ugly person

"Yeah I know, she was pretty ugly. But I was wasted so I figured what the hell? I was taking one for the team."

taking one for the team by swiss May 13, 2005

Taking Back Sunday 

Fucking awesome emo band. Adam Lazzara is the hottest guy, like.. ever. :) Word.

I want Adam Lazzara's babies.

Taking Back Sunday by Leah S. April 30, 2005

Taking Grandma to Applebee's 

"Taking Grandma to Applebee's" is a sexual activity where the female is older than 65 and the man is at least 20 years younger. The woman eats out the man's butt hole. Of course the man preferably is a vegetarian, and has diarrhea.

The other night, I was taking grandma to Applebee's, and I sharted all over her face.

Taking Grandma to Applebee's by Drovik November 12, 2010

Taking the Fat Chick 

It's like being the team player. Taking the responsibility that no one else wants to take, for the benefit of the other "team members."

While on a journey through the deserted island, Greg and his team decided they had to leave one member behind to scout for signs of civilization. They chose Danny to take the fat chick.

uses-
"Way to take the fat chick!"
"I'll take the fat chick!"
"He's taking the fat chick!"

Taking the Fat Chick by GuruPremier December 9, 2008

Taking candy from a baby 

Making a decision to do the responsible thing. Requires a lot of willpower.

Taking candy from a baby is actually a responsible thing to do, because the baby could choke on it.

Taking candy from a baby by MellyShelly May 14, 2020

talkin ish 

what u do when u have nothing serious to talk about

I be talkin ish all the time.

talkin ish by Kia242 May 30, 2006

taking a number three 

when a man shits on the toilet while having anal/vaginal intercourse with his woman

it was germaines birthday so she asked mark to take a number three, its taking a number two with your old lady, taking a number three is the true test of manhood

taking a number three by queenlachiefa February 10, 2015