Vassar Straight 

a person who characterizes himself or herself as straight, but occasionally dabbles in sexual conduct with a partner of the same gender.

Originated from Vassar College students, who tend to find themselves somewhat hereto-flexible during their college years.

Emily: I saw the guy I have a crush on hooking up with another guy in the Mug last night. I don't know what to think...

Sarah: Oh, don't worry. He is Vassar Straight.

Vassar Straight by cockmaster23 October 30, 2008

Christian Straight Edge 

Someone who is Straight Edge, but still is a Christ follower. That simple. The only differences are this:
1. No Drugs
2. No Premarital sex (apposed to no promiscuous sex)
3. No Alcohol
4. NOT every CSE kid is a self-righteous jerk.
(YES, we still have a good time. We just party sober, oh and that stupid myth that Christians can't have tattoos is ridiculous. Were usually covered.)

Slim differences, almost nothing different. Though, a lot of sXe kids don't believe in Christ. There are a few.

Eric: "Hey bud, I thought edge kids had no religion?"
Kyle: "I don't have religion, I have a relationship with Christ and I keep my body clean of Drugs and Alcohol. Represent Christian Straight Edge."

Christian Straight Edge by ThatMetalKidFromTexas August 2, 2012

Chappelli straight 

A straight in poker, but only 4 cards long (rather than the required 5). Usually thrown down onto the felt with great enthusiasm, and accompanied by a chip-raking motion with one's free arm.

Check it out boys! A Chappelli straight!

Chappelli straight by Feisty Warwick January 28, 2008

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha 

the person who sent you this is totally trying flirting with you in a very homosexual way. just say that you like them too

"thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha"
"haha that's okay!!"
yeah sure nick nelson, we all believe you

thanks for being my supportive straight friend haha by dude.idfk_ May 5, 2022

spaghetti-straight 

Pretending to be sexually attracted to the opposite sex (straight), but not able to hold up the pretense under pressure.

“Spaghetti is only straight until it hits hot water."

- The Proper Care of Actors, chapter 4 by afrocurl, Clear_Liqueur, Clocks, and Etharei

“Do you really have impeccable gaydar?” ...

“Of course! Let me prove it to you,” he said as he turned to face the rest of the club and proceeded to point at random patrons in rapid-fire succession, “Straight, gay, gay, straight, spaghetti-straight--"

spaghetti-straight by anemix June 29, 2014

im straight 

no need for anyones fuckin appliance, as in you can leave me alone with that shit.

"wanna ride"-na, im straight

im straight by D February 13, 2004

sparkle straight 

A cis het man who feels comfortable with behaviors and expressions that are traditionally assigned to women or gay men.

I need a sparkle straight who can get his nails done with me and then rail me all night long.

sparkle straight by KhaosMokita December 21, 2022