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shit scarffed

When someone wipes their ass with another persons scarf without the owner knowing

Often resulting in shitface
You: it smells like shit out here

Me: haha that's because I shit scarffed you this morning

You: haha good one, I'm still going to wear it
by Topher9007 February 5, 2014
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shit my bricks

A phrase to describe something that makes you so livid that you can't compose coherent thoughts, something astounding. Another way to say "are you FUCKING kidding me?!"
Example:

Person A: "I got hit in the face with a snowball and now my parents are suing the school."
Person B: "That's absurd! Are you shitting my bricks?!?" OR "seriously? Don't shit my bricks."
by TwoPYBiddies January 22, 2014
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shit cocktail

When you take a huge shit in the juicer and turn it into an oily paste then proceed to mix with tap water.
I gave the kid on the bus a shit cocktail for 5$.
by op2014 October 27, 2014
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Shit Vortex

When you fart in a vehicle going down the road and you crack the window for a second to create a vortex so everyone riding with you can share the aroma
If your going to shit roll the window down all the way and stop with the shit vortex.
by Wingnut November 23, 2014
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shit server of fuck

shit server of fuck was the outcome of one person playing on a server in g-mod. The player was killed several times and couldn't bare with it anymore so the the player said "shit server of fuck" and left.

The player name was - Fedcom99

Since then the rest of the players starting using the butiful word to describe things like shit comment of fuck if a comment is bad or shit word of fuck that you may call this word if you don't unerstand it properly.
DeerLord98 - Hey fartgeese let's start a server.
fartgeese - yeah let's do it.
*half an hour later*
DeerLord98 - fartgeese we should kill that player that just joined until he disconnects.
fartgeese - I hope he ragequits
*New player gets killed several times*
castleking1337 - shit server of fuck
(castleking1337 have been disconnected by player)
by esty alpaca January 30, 2015
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shit sniffle

a sniffle used by someone taking a shit in a public restroom to assert dominance and provide the newcomer awareness of his presence. the shit sniffle also entails that he/she was there first, so finish your business in a timely fashion, then get the fuck out so he/she can finish one's shit in peace you dick
I was about to release the flood gates after my chipotle burrito with double meat and extra hot salsa when this little bitch decided to walk in on me in the 4th floor library bathroom, so I laid out a mean shit sniffle to let that pussy know he better get the fuck out in the next 15 seconds or he was probably gonna hear noises and smell things he'd never experienced in his entire lifetime ever again
by realg March 31, 2015
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shit van winkle

Someone who sleeps all day and only wakes up to take a shit and jerk off and then goes right back to sleep and repeats this cycle for months
I tried to get my homey to leave the house but he's pulling a shit van winkle
by Conquering Lion December 29, 2015
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