This is the champagne of sexual positions. The girl is in the same position as reverse cowgirl but is bent over backwards as if in an old MTV style wipeout... the scorpion.
The other night my girl hit me with that good reverse cowgirl scorpion. The perfect balance of sexual deviancy and sensual eye contact.
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Shit, nephew! I gotta get to the kyro-practer! I fucked up my neck last night doin' the Reverse Master Blaster with Gary Coleman!
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Get the Reverse Turtle Head mug.A delicate manoeuvre when one has just taken a dump and has come to a sudden realization that there is no toilet paper left. The Reverse Self Irrigator (or RSI) is when the dumpee bends his penis under his gooch and proceeds to piss into his crack, which then cleanses it. This move is exceptionally difficult for females as it requires a hosepipe or fishtank pipe in order to be performed. This can often be challenging as one must remember to block the penis whilst taking a dump in order to not lose valuable piss which will later be used to cleanse the asshole. If the dump is an afghani mud musket then you are in for a bad time.
Pat: Wow that dump was good
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator
Mitch: How did you wipe, these gas stations never have toilet paper
Pat: No problem man, I just did Reverse Self Irrigator
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