Slinggin' Puddin

When a couple has nasty wild sex all over the room or house they are in, without regard to the juices left behind. Hence the "puddin" is left all over the place.

Finally got the kids out of the house for a night.. gonna grab the misses and start slinggin' puddin!

by Plumpterdefiner May 19, 2019

spreading pudding on toast

The act of spreading an angry midgets legs wide open on a hot motorcycle exhaust ,usually followed by would you like mayonnaise on that

The lads where spotted spreading pudding on toast in the carpark while the gaffer watched

by B.Conlon May 26, 2019

Moon Pudding

Two consenting adults engaging in anal sex, in which the receiver does not use a douche and/or Enema. The giver than proceed to ejaculate in the un-douched anus which gives the illusion of chocolate pudding during the finish.

“Hey did you guy see Aaron last night?”
“No, he called me after leaving WEHO and ended up going home with some guy and woke up to moon pudding.”

by yogibear415 June 9, 2019

bread pudding

Bread pudding is a term used to describe the practice of taking crystal meth through a loaf of bread.

She took it as a bread pudding, the shitting lightweight.

by UncleMonkeyPants June 22, 2019

Pussy puddling

When someone is continuously crying like a little bitch.

Dude is straight pussy puddling over his break up!

by 3886 July 5, 2019

Cuddle Puddle

When you’re too tired too move after intense and vigorous sex. So you decide to say fuck it and lay there with your significant other in each other’s cum, squirt, piss, vomit, or feces, etc.

Ex.

Tiffany: Hey, I was looking for you all night at the party! Where did you go?

Brittany: I have no idea I drank way too much and woke up in a cuddle puddle with the varsity baseball team!

by Qwertyuioplkio July 8, 2019

Blue Pudding

lmao the love of my life

hes hot “Blue pudding”

by to the loml you’ll see July 11, 2019