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yard pig

I just dropped off a yard pig that hitch a ride with me from Texas.
by cacapoopoo October 24, 2007
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Tits on a Pig

An exclamation of shock, often done ironically, as most people would not be surprised to find multiple tits upon one pig.
He did it AGAIN! Tits on a pig.
by Echo3Bravo December 4, 2011
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Pig In A Blanket

When a male is with two females, he begins to lay flat on a bed. Whilst the females lay horizontaly as if they were going into the scissor position. Then the male relaxes while the females creep slowly towards the male genetalia. Whilst the male is erect, the females slowly rub their genitals against the male genitals.
Females scissor while a male puts his penis between the two females vaginas. This is Pig In A Blanket
by SHMEGMALATOR March 8, 2011
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pig shitting

a word used to say "your kidding me".
person 1: I just won the lottery
Person 2: your pig shitting me
by LenaRaye November 11, 2006
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Truffle Pig

When you have a bad cold and your nose is so stuffy that when you are giving a blow job, or cunnilingus, you snort like a pig searching for truffles.
I had the best blowjob last night, my girlfriend was high on decongestant and went down even though she snorted like a truffle pig.
by Maristfan June 19, 2018
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guinea pig

a fat roden, that looks a bunny without the long ears. they make anoying squeek noises. they are drains for your money, the eat,they shit all over the place and kick there droppings,food and beldding out of there cages which wind up all over the place. they leave a big mess and require more attention then a dog and/or cat, and they eat more then a dog and cat put together.
if your thinking about geting a guinea pig as a pet because you think they might be more economical, think again, your better off geting a dog or cat
by baka kuso yaro April 22, 2011
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sea pig

The sea pig sucked my dick for a bump
by Gillis February 17, 2004
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