packing the turkey

Fingering someone.

Not quite stuffing the turkey (having sex). But in the ball park.

I was packing the turkey with Mia last night at a party.

by Baby Merz October 13, 2020

Lando Pack

A word used to describe potent marijuana. Originated after Lando was murdered (smoked) by Prosys goons

"I'm smoking on that Lando Pack, yeah I'm high as shit"

by Internet goons September 24, 2020

Back Pack Strapping

When you sneek up on some unexpected person and mess up their back pack straps

Kid 1: Hey go tray that person!
Kid 2: Can't no trays!!!!!
1: Then do back pack strapping on him!!!!!!!!!!!
2: Ok! (sneeks up on other kid and pulls one strap REALLY long and the other really short)
1: nice job!
2: Thanks!
Other Kid: (Picks up back pack and puts it on) WHY IS ONE STRAP LONGER THEN THE OTHER!?!?!??! NOW I HAVE TO FIX THIS!!!!!!!!!

by MidSummersDream November 02, 2011

snack packed

Sexual act where you literally eat the shit outta someone's anus

Jim: I was just snack packed for the first time. Ber: that's gross! Who would be kinky enough to snack your pack!?!

by the ber queen July 05, 2013

Ass packing

Deciding to have anal while needing to shit, packing the shit back into your ass

Friend 1:Bro wanna fuck?
Friend 2:Sorry man, I would but I gotta shit
Friend 1: I’m fine with ass packing if you are

by Ass clapper 47 November 01, 2019

flap pack

The genitalia of an elderly man, or the breasts of an elderly woman.

John "Man, I heard that once you hit the age of 60, you start to develop a flap pack!"

Chris "Isn't that true!"

by Anal Asian July 01, 2014

Savage Pack

Fucking a woman extremely rough and hard, usually delt out as a punishment for bad behavior .

My woman embarrassed me at my works holiday party so when we got home I put that Savage Pack on her.

by 4get4now December 12, 2023