Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.
The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.
by Keasterbunny October 05, 2023
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road chief

Someone who watches another person while they are tripping on a hallucinogen to make sure they don't hurt themselves or someone else, and keep them calm if they start to have a bum trip. They usually also help the person who is drugged to interpret the experience.

The term was originally used by the Native American Church for the shaman who is running a ceremony, especially one involving peyote.
I agreed to act as a road chief for Mike while he was dropping acid.
by Schol-R-LEA July 22, 2017
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road rules

The implied etiquette of driving one is expected to adhere to.
Man, that guy can't drive! He doesn't even know his basic road rules!
by Toraton July 27, 2003
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road rules

n. Slang term for a firearm, usually a semi-automatic pistol.
When the SWAT element came through the door, the drug dealer pulled his gat on them.
by Spock July 13, 2003
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road rules

Just stay out of my fucking way.
The Humungous of the Wasteland should have followed the road rules while chasing Mad Max.
by jam July 09, 2003
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road rules

what?
what are road rules?
by Dan August 02, 2003
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road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.
Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.
by pat July 14, 2003
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