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Whimper Noodle

A humanoid of diminished constitution which revels in its own lamentations of victimhood, devoid of any principles or moral compass.
I'd feel bad for them if they weren't such a goddamn whimper noodle!
by rivaledbynone November 14, 2023
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Noodle toodling

Verb ; the act of playing with mans flaccid penis.
Even though I am an older gentlemen, I can still enjoy a good noodle toodling.
by Thepoonmaster January 26, 2021
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noodle glass

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.
by anonymous March 4, 2021
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Flat Noodle

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.
Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group
by v-kyun October 4, 2022
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noodle man

Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night

Just wait and see...
Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?
by Duckisdaebest July 9, 2020
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Pool Noodling

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.
While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!
by Agergarth March 25, 2023
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Noodles

Dem noodles doe.
by Napmaster9000 July 13, 2017
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