john westminster

A gentleman, a ladies man. Some have said “he’s like a fine wine”. Loves to cook and is a pasta maker. Usually will rock a Porche and is from Strong Island.

I want to be like John Westminster when I grow up.

by LICN2020 April 28, 2022

John Dodge

an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck

Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.

by fartknocker101 January 8, 2010

John Osborne

A bald nonce that is too old to cum, he also has a gay son

John osborne: Hey, your dad John is a nonce *slaps head*

by BettySchwallocks October 18, 2019

John Houde

THE G.O.A.T. HE IS THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!

Person #1- oh you know john?
Person #2- are you talking about John Houde?? the GOAT?!?!? How could I not know who he is!
Person #3- He's so dreamy

by Mikey_-_ October 13, 2021

John Waldron

A sex act where two black mean, typically one obese and one malnourished, shit in both ends of a white mans ear holes, causing the shit to erupt from the white man's mouth,nose,and eyes.

I just watched a video of two guys doing a John Waldron on this guy!

by The_Almighty_Definer November 9, 2020

Papa John

A Papa John is a whole Daddy.

Damn, Gilbert is a big Papa John.

by yeeyeebigpapa December 6, 2018

john lazo

John lazo is a very cute guy and likes many girls .he a shy person when he meet new people and he funny and sometime he take stuff very serious his best friend is Nicole Perla Matthew Bianca and Daniel they seem really good friends but john seem he dated many field

John parents are very strict

John lazo

by _lol_413 July 1, 2017