Beat off formula

100 - (length of dick in inches / time since last nut in hours) * 100 = odds out of 100 to beat off

use the beat off formula to see if you can bust.

by Elspencico June 3, 2019

meet beat delete

When a male has sexual intercourse with a female, and never speaks to them again.

Tom: I hit this girl with the meet beat delete last night.
Will: Good work!

by Mepz July 7, 2016

beating an oyster with a corndog

Slapping the male genitalia against the female genitalia so hard the male swells from agitation and looks like a corndog beating an oyster

"Damn dude I'm so sore from beating an oyster with a corndog last night"

"I am going to ask my girl if we can try beating an oyster with a corndog tonight but I'm nervous she'll say no

by I just said something stupid October 2, 2017

tight beat

something that is not tony parada's beat because that shit is can

u hear dat. dats a tight beat.

by hansum/playboy/j-dub February 13, 2005

beat the hell out

Back in the day, before psychology really developed, when someone was considered "crazy" they would thing the devil was in them. Instead of treating them wiht medication, therapy, ect... They would do horrible things to them like drill holes in their heads to let the evil spirits out, or beat them to death out of fear of what is inside.

"I would beat the hell out of him."

by Tomo0O0o April 29, 2005

picuetano type beat

committing suicide

-1 like and i'll do a picuetano type beat
*likes its own tweet and proceeds to kill himself*

by Gromaffio Cheese July 16, 2021

beat one down

when a male has the urge to masterbate

i was wathing a mary kate and ashley movie then had to beat one down there was no way around it.

by assplunder October 29, 2003