Monster Cock

When you have a penis larger than average and is bigger than huge.

Girl: My man has a monster cock. How about yours?

by HotOrgyMan207 June 24, 2018

poony monster

one that will fuck anything that moves. man or beast

josh : dude tony is such a poony monster

sean : ya man, the girl he fukd last weekend looked like
fukn sasquatch

by the mutha fukn kicker March 31, 2008

loch ness monster

40-foot-high girl-scout after my t'ree-fi'ty. Once captured by Mr. Burns to win back popularity.

Did I ever tell you about the time I saw the Loch Ness Monster?

by B-Drac November 15, 2003

my pet monster

Really good tv show about a stuffed monster that when you took his hand cuffs off came to life and ate garbage. It only lasted 13 episodes.

My pet monster is a monster of a friend

by batmanrocks May 3, 2005

Monster Energy Drink

Some stupid drink that the kids like today. People like to make shirts with the big green M on them, load their things down with the stickers, and generally act like it's some life style. It's an energy drink, not a social movement.

Monster Energy Drink is just what it seems, an energy drink. Nothing more, nothing less.

by Da Milkman January 5, 2009

Flying Spaghetti Monster

The flying Spaghetti Monster is the god of Pastafarians. Many people think this is just a religion made up to make fun of people. But Pastafarians are just as serious about there religion as you are about yours.

Mary: "Do you believe in god?"
Sue: "Yeah I believe in the Flying Spaghetti monster!"

by Teddybearkisses October 4, 2007

The Monster Goes Rawrr

Acronym: TMGR

An Australian band based in Brisbane. They give off a electro/rock feel. Having been formed mid-2009, TMGR have already supported both 3OH!3 and The Secret Handshake.

Each band member replies to as many tweets and comments as they can. They are loving and wonderful people, especially to their fans.

Maxwell Wiens - vocals
Adam Kremer - lead guitar/vocals
Brendan Dunstan - rhythm guitar/vocals
Alexandria Savva - keyboard/vocals
David Soole - electric drums
Benson Willemse - bass

I see your black dress lying on your mattress - If I Shake It Off Maybe You'll Take It Off, The Monster Goes Rawrr

by SS.DFY.TMGR December 28, 2009