Matthew is an annoying little kid who usually looks for attention but is SOMEHOW your friend. He gets on your nerves pretty often but sometimes funny.
by The Matthew October 17, 2020
A dumb ass hoe that’s tall af and just weird! He makes racist jokes and jokes that are just disturbing in general. He sometimes makes you wanna punch him but hey, he’s there. He can be annoying, that’s why he is a dumb ass HOE! He is tall af and has curly hair. He plays an instrument, usually trumpet.
by Wut >_> November 26, 2018
Matthew is a guy who I liked for 6 years and then stopped liking him because I realized how ugly and disgusting he looked and plus he was racist so honestly he’s a bitch. Don’t ever like matthews, they’re all fake bitches tbh
Matthew looks like shrek
by habbababababbababbagaba69 February 12, 2023
Normal person: Matthew, what the fuck
by Xi the bitch January 04, 2020
Matthew is the type of guy to give unconditional love to anyone that supports him. He is always methodical in every aspect of life. A Matthew is always a joy to be around and can brighten anyone’s day. He always makes sure everyone is having a great time. A Matthew also has an undeniable charm to him.
by coolguy_69 December 17, 2023
The Matthew I know thinks it’s hilarious when you’re mad. The way he flirts with you is teasing and he LOVES to argue. He has a strong opinion about almost everything. He is a great friend and super easy to talk to. He’s tall with curly brown hair and bright blue eyes. He is super smart and likes to read. He’s the kind of friend you text for hours with, and are laughing the whole time. You have great inside jokes and tell each other your crushes. He is soooo stubborn and once he makes up his mind he doesn’t change it for the world. He loves to tease you, he thinks it’s the funniest thing in the world and he is very loyal.
Matthew is cool!!
by Ejb081806 February 14, 2021