Making an ass out of yourself

When someone thinks they're being cool or impressing people, but really they're making themselves sound stupid and making themselves look like a fool.

John made an ass out of himself when he claimed to be a history expert but then got world war I and world war II mixed up.

A drunk guy made an ass out of himself when he was singing lyrics to a non existent song outside the bar

Two examples of making an ass out of yourself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021

Don't Make Me Nut

to get someone's hopes up, only to be let down

"Bro, I heard Kanye West is giving out free waffles and CDs at his concert this weekend"
"Bro, don't make me nut"

by DamnHe'sGood March 18, 2015

make a school of brown trout

the act of crapping, see
drop the cosby kids off at the pool

like fishin? cause i left a school of brown trout up in the porcelin pond

by chromemyhome June 17, 2005

making feet for children's shoes

to have sex. To make love.

He's making feet for children's shoes
reference:Song: Singapore, Album: Rain Dogs, Artist:Tom Waits.

by Anthony Adams April 1, 2007

make out table

dude it wasnt even a kiss more of a peck on the cheek and aloce was gonna give us gum so it's perfectly justified besides, im andy the one who recieved the kiss

*dances* jeff kissed me

by Maybe i'll tell you maybe i wont January 21, 2005

makes my asshole pucker

To make angry, exasperate, irritate, annoy the fuck out of

Jeremiah really makes my asshole pucker with his constant questions!

by Toight-like-a-tygah August 23, 2017

i gotta make crappers

when you have to poop, defecate, relieve yourself, etc. Coined my Mark Fritzen after 5 hours of traffic.

1. Hey are you feeling ok?

2. No, i gotta make crappers so bad man.

1. Holy shit dude!

2. Exactly bro.

by Octavarium August 21, 2009