When you Beat Your Wife, then beat a stripper, take PED's, get arrested 3 times for DUI, and then headbut the police car.
by lugfh 56 January 21, 2025
by Dead ting July 05, 2019
Phrase used to sarcastically acknowledge someone's contribution to a conversation or action that ultimately has little to no impact or relevance. Originating from the movie "Raiders of the Lost Ark," it refers to the overall premise of the film, where Indiana Jones's involvement does not significantly alter the outcome of events.
Person A: "I just read an interesting article about the latest advancements in renewable energy technologies."
Person B: "Oh, my cousin once visited a wind farm on vacation."
Person A: "Thank you Dr. Jones. Your fascinating family anecdotes truly elevate our understanding of renewable energy advancements."
Person B: "Oh, my cousin once visited a wind farm on vacation."
Person A: "Thank you Dr. Jones. Your fascinating family anecdotes truly elevate our understanding of renewable energy advancements."
by RuiningWords4u June 22, 2023
1. Dude, how did you get gangrene?
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.
2. I was playing Dr. Jones and she slipped and broke my arm. The bone went through the skin and into the shit causing a major infection. They might have to amputate!
1. Bro that will be the most epic sex scar ever!
2. Dude, I know.
by Ptolomy Fife October 07, 2018
Typicallyloves dick in his mouth especially strap on and he loves to fuck boys and girls typically a boy who likes girls with basic names like Demi leah and Izzy
by John Alterwick June 07, 2019
a spinster! she’s so cool! everyone wants to be her friend, she has and won’t have a boyfriend for a while, but when she does, she’ll deserve him! he’ll be soo lucky!
by cpsister13 June 06, 2019
Paxton Jones the best boyfriend to ever exist. But he will never understand how much his girlfriend loves him and in fact she loves him more and she always will!
by Anna-Maria Drew October 22, 2019