creep jack
Woah shit0r, some fucking n00b creep jacked my shit. IM GONNA LOOSE TO THIS FUCKING N00b. AGHHHHHG, no townscroll!
creep jack by x-pose September 23, 2003
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Hit Up My Jack
Generally meaning cellular device or sometimes even the home phone. Origins unknown, but sources believe that term came from the magicJack.
Average White Boy: Yo, you good?
Homeboy: Im about to pick up.
Average White Boy: Aight, good looks.
Homeboy: Give me ten, then hit up my jack.
Average White Boy: .......(Astonished In Amazement)
Homeboy: Im about to pick up.
Average White Boy: Aight, good looks.
Homeboy: Give me ten, then hit up my jack.
Average White Boy: .......(Astonished In Amazement)
Hit Up My Jack by Good Samaritan. October 29, 2010
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samuel jackson beer
I'm gonna go get a Samuel Jackson beer, then I'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time! I might even fight a nigga or two!
samuel jackson beer by Morganism July 20, 2008
Jacksucksatpopupirate
A YouTube channel which Jacksucksatlife (a notoriously famous YouTuber) promised to create it his video got a certain number of likes which it did.
Kevin: Jacksucksatlife is bad.
Annie: no he isn't, he plays pop-up Pirate!
Kevin: what so there's a Jacksucksatpopupirate now?
Annie: yup
Annie: no he isn't, he plays pop-up Pirate!
Kevin: what so there's a Jacksucksatpopupirate now?
Annie: yup
Jacksucksatpopupirate by Famous sheep April 19, 2020
Jack Jack
When one leaves his seat and calls jack jack which ultimately reserves that seat for him when he returns. Jack Jack was created long before Tap Tap and Jack Jack actually over rides all claims to tap tap. Originated in the city of Gig Harbor which was founded way before Tacoma.
Jack Jack by Chris Macky January 4, 2008
jack-off jenkies
The moment of clarity and insight one gains as a direct result of achieving orgasm through the act masturbation. Usually, this newly acquired wisdom is directed toward a potential sex partner. Similar to Velma, from Scooby Doo, crying out "Jenkies!" at times of understanding, Jack-off jenkies is an introspective tool that allows one to determine their thoughts/feelings toward another individual before actually becoming intimate with that person. The moments following an orgasm transcends individuals from the biological need to replicate or "get it in" thus providing a more rational frame of mind to make the best decision possible. Exceptionally useful for weakened individuals who are feeling desperate to "get some". A moment of Jack-off jenkies just might put everything in perspective again.
I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.
I must also note that a Jack-off jenkies moment is not limited to realizations about potential sex partners, but may enlighten individuals with solutions to other dilemmas they've been facing in every day life. As previously stated above, Jack-off jenkies is a very impressive and important introspective tool that one may use to solve life's great mysteries.
Hey Billy, do you want to go to prom with me?
Hmmm, let me think about it ..... Jack-off jenkies! Sorry Sally, I've thought long and hard about my answer, and I'm going to have to say hell no to you. Phewww, that was close!
Hmmm, let me think about it ..... Jack-off jenkies! Sorry Sally, I've thought long and hard about my answer, and I'm going to have to say hell no to you. Phewww, that was close!
jack-off jenkies by Bwillo April 12, 2011